"I want to get out."

Date: 10-12-2011 7:11 pm (12 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
- at 10-12-2011 07:11 PM (12 years ago)
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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:11 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 07:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2011 01:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-12-2011 01:53 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DRraze at 14-12-2011 05:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 14-12-2011 05:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 14-12-2011 06:09 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 10-12-2011 07:46 PM
my guy y u dey post all ma jokes na

hehehehe
Posted: at 14-12-2011 06:09 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-12-2011 08:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Kiss Kiss Kiss
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- kingsleyd at 14-12-2011 03:58 PM (12 years ago)
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- onehardex at 14-12-2011 06:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 14-12-2011 06:21 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 14-12-2011 07:02 PM (12 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 14-12-2011 10:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Kiss Kiss Kiss
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 09:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 15-12-2011 09:55 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 10:49 AM (12 years ago)
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if i catch u
Posted: at 15-12-2011 10:49 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 15-12-2011 10:52 AM (12 years ago)
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every thing your joke
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 10:53 AM (12 years ago)
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dnt u want me 2 say d truth
Posted: at 15-12-2011 10:53 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-12-2011 01:42 AM (12 years ago)
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