Husband: what? do u think am a gardener???
Wife: can u fix door handle???
Husband: What? do u think am a carpenter???
In the evening when husband came from the work,he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this...
Wife: our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options. Either i give him burger or a blowjob...
Husband: I'm sure u must have given a burger...

Wife: what? do u think am "McDonald's???
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