COLLEGE TEACHER

Date: 22-12-2011 1:49 pm (13 years ago) | Author: abdullahi olanrewaju
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- at 22-12-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago)
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter segxwal exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Posted: at 22-12-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 22-12-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 22-12-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 22-12-2011 06:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-12-2011 06:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 22-12-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 22-12-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 22-12-2011 08:25 PM (13 years ago)
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:'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 22-12-2011 08:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Omilim at 23-12-2011 12:53 AM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-12-2011 12:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 23-12-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Na wa oh
Posted: at 23-12-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 23-12-2011 04:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-12-2011 04:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 25-12-2011 09:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 25-12-2011 09:02 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 8-01-2012 05:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 22-12-2011 06:32 PM
wetin u want make i talk naaaa

if u no know wetin to talk make u dey blow whistle nah
Posted: at 8-01-2012 05:29 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-01-2012 12:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 9-01-2012 12:57 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femzy94 at 9-01-2012 02:45 PM (13 years ago)
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 Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 9-01-2012 02:45 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 9-01-2012 03:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Brosssss
Posted: at 9-01-2012 03:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jublow at 9-01-2012 03:37 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin naaaaa
Posted: at 9-01-2012 03:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mimibaby_5 at 9-01-2012 05:33 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? this one na yoke  Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 9-01-2012 05:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 9-01-2012 11:21 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 9-01-2012 11:21 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-01-2012 07:48 AM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 10-01-2012 07:48 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 10-01-2012 11:25 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 10-01-2012 11:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 16-01-2012 04:43 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-01-2012 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jublow at 16-01-2012 05:21 PM (13 years ago)
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yeye
Posted: at 16-01-2012 05:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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