bike to have fun.
Rain started & both got wet. They found an uncompleted building &
went inside. Girl had a nice figure and was looking
awesome in her wet white T-shirt &
Tommy shorts. Boy was also well built & was aroused by
his girlfriend's sexy body. He came close to her & wrapped his arms
around her waist & he caught her close &
put his hand on her wet waist & started
lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth
skin. Girl put her hands on boy's shoulder &
offered her lips 4 a kiss.........
To be continued..........Badt pikins!!!
A crowd gathered at an accident scene
and a smart and nosey journalist wanted
to get d story first hand. "Make way, I
am d victim's son" he shouted. Slowly d
crowd paved way for him. On getting
there,lying lifeless, in front of d car was a goat.
A man while coming back from a business
trip, decided to get his wife a gift!
He entered a boutique with his driver
behind him, he picked a pant and the
driver told him,"oga madam get that
type already"!!! "Laugh Out Loud"
A woman came back home & found a g-string pant on her matrimonial bed, she asked d husband. D man said i dnt knw who owns it, so she ask her house help and she replied. I SWEAR NO BE ME GET AM, EVEN OGA KNW SAY I NO DEY WEAR PANT, oga na lie i talk?
Senseless: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?
Garfield: If I guess right, you'll give me one.
Senseless: OK, I will give both of them☺☺☺
sensely indeed!!! LOL
MUM-Akpos: dat fish and meat don boil?
AKPOS: Yes malee!
MUM: Abeg implicate salt and maggi,
attach oil, pepper and sentence d crayfish
den involve d leaves after 10mins,
discharge d pot from fire... u dey hear me so?
AKPOS: Yes malee... shuo! dis soup go gud
to download wit fufu o!
MUM: No worry Akpos, i don detain some
fufu 4 cooler. Wen time reach, we go
give am amnesty!
Dis one na real militant woman and e pikin!!!
A popular motivational speaker
addressing his audience said: "The best
Years of my life were spent in the arms
of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The
audience was in silence and shock. The
speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"Laughter and Applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing first degree burns from boiling cooking oil
Moral Lesson:
Don't copy if you can't paste!!!
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all
in the bar and said that his wife had just
produced "a typical Texas baby"
weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar.
The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered,"Ten pounds"
The bartender said, "Why, what
happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."?
The proud Texas father said, "Just had
him circumcised!"
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