Lecturer...wat is gud abt dis year?
Student..at least we made it to new year.
Lecturer..but Gudluck is tryin 2 make us prefer last yr dan new year.
Student..Ok sir,but dats not wat i'm here 4.
Lecturer.. Wat r u here 4?
Student...plz sir,i dont like my performance in ua coarse,it's too poor!!
Lecturer...well,it appears dat ua not serious in ua studies.
Student...sir,i will appreciate if u will help me upgrade it 2 "A"
Lecturer...no problem,but can u afford d price 4 "A"?
Student...Anytin sir.
Lecturer...it will cost u 25liters of fuel.
Student...suooh! Dats 2much sir,plz come down a little bit.
Lecturer....ok,hw many liters can u afford?
Student... 5liters sir.
Lecturer...e be lyk say ua not serious 4 A abi? Now leave my office,wen ua ready,come bk wit 20 or 18liters minimum.
Student... Sir..sir.. Sir..plzz i will..
Lecturer.. I've spoken,any other tin u want 2 say,locate d press and tell it 2 jonathan!
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