stephen d yeye master

Stephen go wedding ceremony, when him reach there, them say make everybody close their eyes for prayer, na that time Stephen open him eyes.
them say make everybody open their eyes after the prayer, na that time him come close him eyes
(the man dey do the opposite of wetin dem dey talk)
them say make every body sit down, na that time Stephen stand up, them say make every body stand up, na that time him sit down. 
so when ee com reach time for refreshment, Stephen go sit down for left side, them com start to share rice from the right side. b4 them reach where him dey, rice com finish.

him vex com go sit down for the right side, when mineral time reach, them start from the left side. b4 them reach where him dey, mineral com finish.

stephen com dey vex 4 him mind ''which kind thing b dis now''

at this time, him no bother to go sit down anywhere again.
so when the time to share tooth-pick reach, na him them com start with.

i no dey chop dat kyn food o

yeye dey smell here