Akpors And His Pastor

Date: 23-10-2013 5:09 pm (11 years ago) | Author: samuel

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mary11 at 23-10-2013 05:09 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently
accepted.

.
2mins later, His message came in.
.
.
PASTOR-: how are you? AKPORS-: am fine daddy
.
PASTOR-: May the building of heavenly favour collapse
on your head.
AKPORS-: (No_reply)
PASTOR-: May the thunder of blessing strike you and
your family.
AKPORS-: (No_reply)
.
PASTOR-:are you there?
AKPORS-:Yes daddy.
PASTOR-:You should be typing "AMEN" to claim the
blessings.
.
AKPORS-: OK, May the bulldozer of divine favour crush
and cripple you and your household.
.
PASTOR-:thunder fire you!

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Posted: at 23-10-2013 05:09 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

osarobo62 at 23-10-2013 08:07 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

this Akpors no go reach near heaven's gate at all

Posted: at 23-10-2013 08:07 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

jossy4reall at 23-10-2013 09:16 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

akpos no nod dat kind blessing

Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me

Posted: at 23-10-2013 09:16 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

Toks-E at 24-10-2013 03:09 AM (11 years ago)

(m)

Nice.

2.0.

Posted: at 24-10-2013 03:09 AM (11 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Toks-E at 24-10-2013 03:09 AM (11 years ago)

(m)

Quote from: osarobo62 on 23-10-2013 08:07 PM

this Akpors no go reach near heaven's gate at all

Lol

2.0.

Posted: at 24-10-2013 03:09 AM (11 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Tony4mogule at 24-10-2013 06:25 AM (11 years ago)

(m)

U gri fr ds kine praya?

Posted: at 24-10-2013 06:25 AM (11 years ago) \| Upcoming

rakelly at 24-10-2013 12:45 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

ask him again

Posted: at 24-10-2013 12:45 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

ajanni at 24-10-2013 09:40 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

Quote from: mary11 on 23-10-2013 05:09 PM

your family.
AKPORS-: (No_reply)
.
PASTOR-:are you there?
AKPORS-:Yes daddy.
PASTOR-:You should be typing "AMEN" to claim the
blessings.
.
AKPORS-: OK, May the bulldozer of divine favour crush
and cripple you and your household.
.
PASTOR-:thunder fire you!

Posted: at 24-10-2013 09:40 PM (11 years ago) \| Grande Master

rakelly at 25-10-2013 02:28 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

Posted: at 25-10-2013 02:28 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

francischi at 25-10-2013 03:21 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

Quote from: mary11 on 23-10-2013 05:09 PM

My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently
accepted.
.
2mins later, His message came in.
.
.
PASTOR-: how are you? AKPORS-: am fine daddy
.
PASTOR-: May the building of heavenly favour collapse
on your head.
AKPORS-: (No_reply)
PASTOR-: May the thunder of blessing strike you and

your family.
AKPORS-: (No_reply)
.
PASTOR-:are you there?
AKPORS-:Yes daddy.
PASTOR-:You should be typing "AMEN" to claim the
blessings.
.
AKPORS-: OK, May the bulldozer of divine favour crush
and cripple you and your household.
.
PASTOR-:thunder fire you!

omo i no fit laugh ooo Grin

well all the same e be like say me don see this post before. Grin

nice one poster;D Grin

but next tym bring fresh ones Undecided

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"

Posted: at 25-10-2013 03:21 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

rakelly at 25-10-2013 03:55 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

u don weed abi?

Posted: at 25-10-2013 03:55 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

francischi at 25-10-2013 03:59 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

join me pls

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"

Posted: at 25-10-2013 03:59 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

rakelly at 25-10-2013 04:04 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

i no de weed
i dey gun Roll Eyes

Posted: at 25-10-2013 04:04 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

francischi at 25-10-2013 04:14 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

Ajani run ooo

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"

Posted: at 25-10-2013 04:14 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

rakelly at 25-10-2013 04:22 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

na u i go first gun

Posted: at 25-10-2013 04:22 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

ajanni at 26-10-2013 08:02 AM (11 years ago)

(m)

Posted: at 26-10-2013 08:02 AM (11 years ago) \| Grande Master

ajanni at 26-10-2013 08:02 AM (11 years ago)

(m)

Quote from: francischi on 25-10-2013 04:14 PM

Ajani run ooo

Posted: at 26-10-2013 08:02 AM (11 years ago) \| Grande Master

rakelly at 28-10-2013 03:41 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

Posted: at 28-10-2013 03:41 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

ajanni at 28-10-2013 10:06 PM (11 years ago)

(m)

Posted: at 28-10-2013 10:06 PM (11 years ago) \| Grande Master

rakelly at 29-10-2013 01:06 PM (11 years ago)

(f)

Posted: at 29-10-2013 01:06 PM (11 years ago) \| Hero

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