If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms saying “don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line” If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD . If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men; If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover; If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?) If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP... If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz) If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!) If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN. If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck?) If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !! l knw guys will disput it
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT?
Pls, dont be too personal as u comments
Posted: at 23-02-2011 03:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
very serious ...............................it is only a robbot or machines that comes with manuals
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
dirtykid at 23-02-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Takes madam Pepesy's hand, kiss her gently on the hand and ask her to dance with me little, the attached song below.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwuO2dfqrF4" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win" rel="nofollow">It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Lyrics)</a>
DirtyKid is a Happy Kid !!.....FATHER !! I've cast my bread on the waters long time ago. Now it's time 4u to return it, well buttered !!
Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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........yu already no that 
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